Hobo Hike
If nobody is going to eat this then I'm going to feed it to the dog! At least he is grateful for the food for which I slave in the kitchen all damn day long to prepare for you ungrateful bastards. Just because the dog licks his ass all day does not mean that he doesn't know what good food tastes like. There are children starving in India who would love to have food like this. Don't get smart with me about Hindus not eating beef.
